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Poopy Mama Bear

Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.

The poopy mama bear was licking a lollipop hoping the guy in the bread aisle would notice.

by DeadGokuJokes November 10, 2018

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Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 29, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Josie Bear

Someone who likes fingers but who also enjoys the company of her teddy bear. Spends most of her time making herbs in the garden or reading one of the 50 shades series.

That girl Josie Bear is the bestest thing everrrr....

by Bronze Boy May 29, 2020


bear getting honey

When a bear preforms oral on his cub

Joey went with his cub to do the olโ€™ bear getting honey

by Trooper Thorn May 6, 2021


cuddly brown bears

They are brown bears that cuddle with you

Disclaimer: Donโ€™t go out looking for cuddly brown bear! Most brown bears will not be ready to cuddle with you because they donโ€™t like you! Cuddly brown bears like to cuddle and they are brown.

by Cuddlybrownbearlover January 16, 2018


sappy bear

A sad and pathetic person who sits around and does nothing but eat and sleep.

"Man, you's a sappy bear, you're like ashley!"

by kaussanin September 4, 2008


Claire Bear

if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.

This is to my Best Friend. Ilysm Claire Bear, Happy 5 year anniversary Bestie! xx

by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020