Sashy poo

Sashy poo is a strange being that is considered mysterious even amongst the creatures in the deepest darkest parts of the sea. She is quirky and weird overall and is extremely unfunny.

Tim: "Did you see that strange girl over there?"
Josh: "Yeah she was an absolute Sashy poo."

Taking the poo

Takin the poo in the UK is used when u are kidding

-That’s a donkey!
+no.. it’s a cow
-I know, i am just taking the poo

crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles

I just did a crippling poo

Poo-poo face

Someone who isn’t nice

Bob: oh hey wanna play Mario kart?
Bon: no you poo-poo face

#poo

something eiry says when she's being mean.

hey eiry!
#poo
NOOOOOO

Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo

A Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo is a secret phrase only to be uttered when you are in dire need of a Comeback. Can be used against Your granny tranny or Your dog incest. But after uttering these sacred words 4 stars die and the victim is evaporated into cat litter.

Mark: Don't make me say it!
Jim:Your Granny Tranny !!!!!
Mark:Fooply Dooply Doo You Just Poo.
Jim:...............
(Jim is evaporated into kitty litter)
(Four stars explode)

cheeky poo

Similar to a "cheeky wee," but occurs when you are unable to get to a proper restroom, in order to take a shit, while out in the woods

I needed to take a shit, but a restroom was nowhere to be found, so I ended up having to take a "cheeky poo" in the woods, down the road from my house

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