gets the job done

a term used when someone or something is only average, but still gets the job done. if you're sub-par, you definitely don't get the job done.

Man, this paper plate is ghetto fab. Can you see? Look at these holes.

Eh, gets the job done.

Mos def, it still gets the job done, I'm just saying though. I mean, I'm no doctor or anything, but I think paper plates shouldn't come with holes in them. But it still gets the job done, so I ain't saying nothin.

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Italian Hand Job

Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.

"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"

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rim job

when u pick up a hooker and she licks ur ass and ur hair comes off!!!

Andy got a rim job from his g-ma last night

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Hand Job Ghost

Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.

1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.

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wash job

A brain washing victim. See brainwashed.

"The man was such a wash job, he belived everything Bush said."

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Squirrelly Job

When a female surgically removes the nuts from a male’s sac and inserts his nuts into her vagina than the woman proceeds to squeezes her pussy lips together until the nuts pop.

Yo Steve your mom gave me a squirrelly job last week and i still can't walk right.

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hack job

A person sent in to fuck shit up.

they sent in a hack job to make the track seem whack.

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