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Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.
"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"
Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.
1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.
When a chick sits between two dudes, gives them both hand jobs, then the two guys slap the chick in the ass with a tennis racket leaving behind a waffle imprint.
Aw man, last night was crazy. That bitch totally got belgium ski jobbed in the ass with our tennis rackets as she was skiing us.
Using the ashes of their deceased Jewish relative, one can experience a Hitler rim job by sprinkling the ashes over their significant other's anus and use it as lubricant for the best anal holocaust of their life.
Guy Fieri heads to flavor town as he gives his wife the best Hitler rim job one can imagine by using only the best of Jewish ashes. Anne Frank's
a dead end job is a job where there’s no room for advancement or pay increase and where you aren’t treated with respect .
Teen: hey dad i found a new job and i love it
Dad: that job is a dead end job you can’t go anywhere with that go find a career .
Teen: ok dad i’ll go to trade school or work for law enforcement or maybe even become a firefighter .
When a woman, most likely with her name in gold around her neck and big hair, digs her long fake nails in to a mans ass while performing fellatio, leaving bloody nail marks.
"Dude, my ass has claw marks from hanging with my girl Snookie last night!"
"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"
Guy1: I want to be a prostitute
Guy2: my future job will be a prostitute