Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.

I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.

Kola Beans

Beans that grow on starfruit trees and that Somestudent did an essay on. Classmates were bored to death.

Somestudent: Kola beans are in coca cola they are blablablablabla
Class: ZZZZZZZZZ

Monchy Bean

Biting your Girl's Clitoris

You: I performed the monchy bean on Chelsea last night.

Friend: *Highfives*

awkward bean

Cillian.

Cillian is an awkward bean.

Bean Jar

Alternate name for the female gentalia.

''Dude, I totally put my Pork Sword in her Bean Jar...''

frothy bean

It’s when you take a Mexican midget and make him drink a lot of milk and then shake him really fast

Hey did you see Dave? He’s using a frothy bean.

Sex beans

Another name for balls, nuts, testicles etc...

She kicked me right in my sex beans!