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Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024


mentor boner

A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.

Mansplaining in action.

The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,

by Girl_loves_cats February 29, 2024


Boner Garage

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.

Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.

by kingofkeizer April 8, 2021


The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021


Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist

by ThëMÏlkMãn March 17, 2024


Blue Boner

when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused

"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"

by dynobot August 25, 2021


Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 27, 2016