Random
Source Code

Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.

"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"

by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011


Facebook Stalker

1. Someone who responds to about every post, likes every post, etc. that you post. The only exception to this is that simple minded family friend who does not really understand Facebook, or family of course. Depending on who it is, it's hard to get them to stop. You can drop them, but it's not always that simple. The best option is to cut them off from your news feed, as that avoids the "why did your drop me boo hoo" drama. Family cannot generally be a Facebook stalker. You dad sometimes quotes on everything because, well, you know dads...

2. A non-existent person that a person worries about by looking for tools to track their supposed stalker. Since it really does not matter if someone is looking at your pictures six times a day, there is not point in worrying abut it. The only real way to know a stalker, or worry about it, is when they post or like. Otherwise, like them browse your pics. It's rather vain and stupid to try and found out who they are. It shows a person who feels very self-important and conceited.

Definition 1

Bryan: "Amanda is pretty much liking everything I post. It's a bit annoying."

Jeff: Yeah, she's a facebook stalker.

Definition 1:

Katie: I really wish I could find something to see who is looking at my pictures all the time.
Tiffany: I know, like totally. It's so creepy to thing about.
Sophia: Yeah, it is creepy, but let them. It's not like it's hurting you. It's different if they are constantly commenting on your stuff, etc. I mean does what some creeper does in their own time really matter. It's like some guy masturbating thinking about you. Creepy maybe, but let him.

by Urban Sophist April 6, 2015


Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.

Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.

by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013

1👍 2👎


Facebooked

The act of dropping a book onto someones face.

I seen Johny sleeping on the couch so I facebooked him.

by Callahan Auto Sandusky February 2, 2011


Facebooked

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.

I said something wrong I've been facebooked!

by Jeff Casa Grande April 5, 2021


Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes

Yup. You're getting Facebooked

by WordWhammer July 24, 2024


Facebook Time-Traveler

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.

So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.

by Cappy C February 6, 2023