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When a group of male participants rent out first-class on a 747 commercial aircraft, and have a scat orgy in the rented section of the plane.
So how was your vacation steve?
It was great, I joined the mile guy club!
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A fat guy hat is your standard "go to hell" hat, but loses its hellish meaning when worn by morbidly obese individuals.
Fat Guy Hat
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A phrase given by women who just don't want to sleep with ugly men but want to label them something because everyone needs a label. It's not good enough that you are the nicest person they ever met. They have a preconceived opinion of who you are and that is the nice guy who does things for them and gets used. You are being used by your female friend. If you try to be a jerk because she likes jerks and she only wants to date jerks, she will stop talking to you because she doesn't think of you as a jerk. You are her security. You are her beta male who gives her things and she needs you to survive yet she is going to have sex with the biker dude who doesn't care about her. They are going to have lots of sex while you sit at home fantasizing about your dream girl. The truth is that she is never going to talk to you in a sexual or romantic manner unless she can get something from you. Do not give her money. The rude, selfish women you are attracted to just don't care about how nice you are. Being a nice person will pay off in the long run but do not wear your heart on your sleeve. Make the girl work for your attention and affection. If she doesn't care about you that way then she never will. Don't waste your time on someone who doesn't care if you are nice to them. Talk to that nice girl who keeps looking at you, but is too shy to say hi. Really a shame that nice guy syndrome has replaced the whole concept of being a nice guy. Basically you are being used. Stop being used.
Wow that girl is totally taking advantage of how nice that guy is by making him buy stuff for her! She must think he has nice guy syndrome or is really, really desperate for a girlfriend and is totally using him!
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This is the one white guy that hangs out with minorities in order to easily score pot or other substances. Usually the alpha male of the group he scores the most girls. An example of an interaction between the token white guy and a friend is as follows
Black Friend : OK ill see u tomorrow dawg! (Goes to give dap)
Token: Ok, (gives dap, walks away)
Token: I fucking hate these people! If i wasnt getting so much weed and minority pussy I'd snuff all these assoles!
Token White Guy Cosby Show
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The rarely seen Caucasian male that seldom given a chance to enter a professional basketball game in an attempt to mislead the public into thinking that white people can compete on the same level as the African American male species.
We're up by 70 points with 2 minutes left, let's let the token white guy get some action.
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laleh: rate me on the scale of one to ten
what a pick me guy
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.........Who could it have been???
Hym "Hey, anybody else remember "Da" instead of "the" guy? He was on here for a while and he always replaced the word "the" with "da" and would write every night (almost as much as me). Remember that guy? He was one of the few guys who was always active. Him and the Cajun guy were the most notable. I wonder who "Da" instead of "the" guy could have been 🤔 Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones? Huh? Want to weight in? Who do YOU think "Da" instead of "the" guy was? Hohohohoho! Wouldn't that be a plot twist, huh? If it was Dr. Jeepjorp. I doubt anyone but me remembers. Not a lot of OGs on around that time... Vote section is closed to me now so I wouldn't even know if they are still active. I think I remember a pretty hardcore red pill guy as well.... Nobody making any movies or anime series about them, are they? "Da" instead of "the" guy.... Hmm... Wonder if he knows who he was dealing with yet... I wonder who he was... I wonder how he's doing... Good? Bad? Probably a little of both..."
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