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Jesus Mojica

Fiend ass mothafucka that likes to fuck bitches named MANMEET. he is a gay ass mothafucka and likes getting butt fucked.

JESUS MOJICA JUST GAVE ME HEAD.

by MANMEERRR December 13, 2023


jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021


Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019


Leon & Jesus

Leon is the type of man that treats Jesus with so much love and respect.

He will make out and make love with her, making her feel very special.

He doesn't judges her for having the name Jesus Christ and is forever his soulmate and one true love.

All the girls for Leon suck and are trash.

"Wow! Have you seen Leon & Jesus? They make such an amazing couple!" -Leon's family member

by LebanonJames December 20, 2023


Baby Jesus in a manger

The act of resting a little nugget of hash on top of a bed of weed in your pipe or bong

Yo man, hit this bowl, I put a baby Jesus in a manger, you'll get high AF

by Vice420 November 22, 2022


Jesus with a shotgun

Doomguy

Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun

by Doomslayer is Doomslayer February 21, 2023


bubba jesus

A racist pig who defines Cuahtemoc as a Mexican who can do his lawn and does shoddy work on a boat in MD.

Bubba Jesus is a racist pig.

by Love Creates December 22, 2017