Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office
"11am Tina sent that bloody email and he's just ignored it, now I'm the one taking a 'Shelly'"
To politely excuse yourself when you need to take a stinky number 2. Typically said when you feel the bubbly guts after drinking too much coffee.
Please excuse me. I need to take a sue.
The equivalent of walking somewhere
Rhiann: what's happening this evening then?
Josh: we're taking up legs t'spoons
When you trip up and everyone laughs, but you get angry that people find it funny.
Did you see that Muppet take a Humza and get all angry when everyone laughed at him?
Also known as the "Volunteer's Dilemma". This is a social dilemma with several people involved and one must sacrifice their evolvement or reward for the benefit of the rest of the group.
I saw that guy really take one for the team. You must be close.
A different meaning of being pressed for no reason; mad off of nothing; angry from simple/bland questions
Man 1: yo charles, what happened to you and ole girl?
Charles: why the fuck you wanna know what happened to me and ole girl stay in yo lane.
Man 2: yo take your hands out your drawls charles he was just asking a question.