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michael cimino

BIG BIG BIG HUGE GIANT PENIS

hey man have u seen his michael cimino

by sarahbockendmurf January 02, 2023


Michael J.

Michael J. is a complex individual. There is so much depth to him. He is like an onion, full of layers, each layer containing endless information and knowledge. He is sunlight because he is warm and has the capability to make a gloomy day bright like the sun. He is a man you can trust because his word is bond. If you have the chance to befriend a Michael J. keep him close and take care of if him because there really isn’t a lot like him out there. He is a gem not to mention handsome as can be.

Wow that guy reminds me of a Michael J.

by Muñecaaa November 23, 2021


Philip Michael

Doesn't give a fuck about your name. Or you in general.

Newest trend: show us what means your name in the urban dictionary
Philip Michael: Doesn't give a fuck.

by MarylouGB November 22, 2021


Philip Michael

Doesn't give a f*ck about your name's definition. Or you in general

Newest Trend: show us what means your name on Urban Dictionary!
Philip Michael: I don't give a f*ck.

by MarylouGB November 22, 2021


Michael Fjordbak

Michael is the hottest man you will see. He has the most amazing ocean blue eyes be careful once you look at them you are swimming in them. I know that is just cute info but here’s something hot. He has amazing body, has good style, looks pretty damn sexy in b&w photos. He is husband material. He is famous for his role in the famous tv series Teen Wolf as young Peter Hale.

Oh my god Michael Fjordbak is so hot that I can burn for him.
Michael Fjordbak hypnotizes the hell out of me.

by michaelswife November 23, 2021


Michael eaton

A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”

I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy

by Wacky bozo January 29, 2022


I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025