December 13 slap anyone you know named Scott and they can't hit you back
Slap
Hey what was that for
oh, it's national slap Scott day!
national holiday celebrating making new friends
me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!
tag: "dich-sayd nay-shun wayd" The area in which a lone traveler, ie vagabond claims as his or her temporary home while tramping.
A common exclamation of a specific tramp is "Yo, ditch side nation wide, motha' fucka!"
February 17th-22nd, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass week"
Just walk up behind them and grab the ass boy or girl doesn’t matter. It’s National Grab Ass week!
A special day to celebrate your waifus and best girls
Date: September 17th
Guy: Why are u walking around with body pillows and and cardboard cutout of anime characters?
Me: It’s national best girl day
On January 21st men that love PAWGs (phat ass white girls) show their appreciation for the entire day.
"Yo did you know tomorrow is national PAWG appreciation day?" "No I didn't what's that? " "On January 21st men have to show their appreciation to gods gift named PAWGs"
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Any day is National shooms in the park day if you take shrooms in a park
Jerry: let's go do shrooms in the park man
Tom: why bro
Jerry: because it's national shrooms in the park day
Tom: alright dude let's go