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Ur girfriend a bell end

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.

James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.

by OldBucketOfNachos May 26, 2018


ur mader

your mother, but... malaysian

"urmader so green lah!"
"ur mader x me tbh"

by usagiiikun May 15, 2022


National Monk ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 15, 2023


Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper

by Niall Kenneally April 1, 2021


Ur bitch a snitch

It will not only obliterate your opponent but will also send them to the shadow realm

Me: ur mom gay
Them: ur granny tranny
Me: ur bitch a snitch
Them: *Explodes and gets banned from minecraft*

by Alelander March 17, 2018


Ure

Abbreviation on the internet for the word "You're" that is generally used when you don't have many available characters left to get your point across. While for the most part staying gramatically correct.

"There is no way ure this fucking stupid"
"Ure literally so pathetic"

by 80bbyJ0 June 3, 2024


URE

Awkward but still cool needs to get a life. Nice smile thinks their cool.

Your jus like ure bro.

by Factual statemnts November 21, 2021