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When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.
We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.
Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!
The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.
Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.
NOUN
A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies
“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”
when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused
"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"
A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life
"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"
Any type of noun, verb, adjective, or other form of matter which causes a boner or an erection (both male and female). It's actually pretty self explanitory. Can be pluralized as "boner producers". Can be an occupation; "boner producing".
That chick has a job in boner producing.
She's one hot boner producer.