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Say yes to your girlfriend/boyfriend/best friend for the rest if the day
You: I have to say yes to you for the rest of the day
Gf/bf/bsf: why?
You: is December 1st
December 1st is national more than friends day. For December 1st do dirty stuff with a friend for this one day.
Hey bestie today is December 1st you know what that means
Day after nnn where intense cumming shall happen
Guy 1. Ah finally december 1 no more nnn I can finally nut once more
Guy 2. *cums*
December 1 is the day where we torture short people for being so underdeveloped.
if your born december 1 u a real one no cap chicken no nugget husband with out a wife berries and cream cream and berries daughter without a father. why am i talking about cancer's???????
December 1?
im for real talking about cancer's ong im whites and hispanic gurrrrlllllllllllllll and im 12 my name ericka and my mom is in gerogia and i have kids in my basement😎👍🤺👩 🦯
Day of the nasty bitches. Nasty bitches from north, south, east and west will unite on this day to be the nasty bitches they are.
“Hey Emma, meet us at the bike shed”
“Why”
“Because It’s December 19th and we are having a meeting for day of the nasty bitches”
National Slap Ass Day
No matter if your a boy or girl, single or taken, gay or straight
Spread the word
December 1st is National Slap Ass Day