b-t-2-3

1.A time of biblical proportions when robots roamed the earth and enslaved humans for the sole purpose of breeding monkeys.
2.Superior being
3.A well known brand of peanut cooker
4.All of the above

'bt23 will rule us all!!'

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3 year old kebab

A well used and infected fandango

Ehh lads, this bird I shagged last night had a right old rotten minge , it was like a 3 year old kebab, still ate it though!! Wheeeeeyyyy!!

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Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ

The Pack-A-Punched (Overpowered) version of the Wunderwaffe DG-2. The Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ is powered by the element 115 or Umpendium, a fictional element created by Treyarch that was found on a meteorite in the swamp of Shi No Numa.

This weapon fires a bolt of electricity that fries the Nazi Zombies almost completely and then links to other Nazi Zombies nearby resulting in a large chain of electricity. Useful for clearing a room

Those bitches just got fried by the Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ!

Can I try?

Uh... NO GET YOUR OWN!

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3 girls one cup

Hungry bitches that eat each others poop then share another once again while embracing each other.

I want to do 2 girls one cup with you, but I want to do it twice so lets do 3 girls one cup.

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Rule 3, subsection SK

Scene kids are to wear band shirts at all times. No exceptions.

I call rule 3, subsection SK. Take off that Hollister sweater and put on this Lamb of God t-shirt.

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7777 33 66 3 66 88 3 33 7777

"Send nudes" but on a Nokia Keypad.

Guy: 7777 33 66 3 66 88 3 33 7777
Girl: What?
Guy: Send nudes
Girl: ...

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I <3 Hot Moms

You think hot moms are finee

"Hey Kaleb"

"What Kira?"

"I <3 Hot Moms, especially your mom"

"what."

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