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1.A time of biblical proportions when robots roamed the earth and enslaved humans for the sole purpose of breeding monkeys.
2.Superior being
3.A well known brand of peanut cooker
4.All of the above
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A well used and infected fandango
Ehh lads, this bird I shagged last night had a right old rotten minge , it was like a 3 year old kebab, still ate it though!! Wheeeeeyyyy!!
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The Pack-A-Punched (Overpowered) version of the Wunderwaffe DG-2. The Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ is powered by the element 115 or Umpendium, a fictional element created by Treyarch that was found on a meteorite in the swamp of Shi No Numa.
This weapon fires a bolt of electricity that fries the Nazi Zombies almost completely and then links to other Nazi Zombies nearby resulting in a large chain of electricity. Useful for clearing a room
Those bitches just got fried by the Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ!
Can I try?
Uh... NO GET YOUR OWN!
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Hungry bitches that eat each others poop then share another once again while embracing each other.
I want to do 2 girls one cup with you, but I want to do it twice so lets do 3 girls one cup.
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Scene kids are to wear band shirts at all times. No exceptions.
I call rule 3, subsection SK. Take off that Hollister sweater and put on this Lamb of God t-shirt.
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"Send nudes" but on a Nokia Keypad.
Guy: 7777 33 66 3 66 88 3 33 7777
Girl: What?
Guy: Send nudes
Girl: ...
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A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...
friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro
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