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1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.
2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.
"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"
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"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"
a dagger which is pulled from one anus to assassinate ones bitch ass!
HE SLICED ME WITH HIS ASS DAGGER
Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.
That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass
Slang for getting a little. Usually used in boasting form amongst friends.
"You tapped that yet?"
"Naw, but I am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight."
I am going to levy an ass tax on that hottie in the corner.
One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.
John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.
One man who enjoys hopping and leaping atop another man's ass for long periods of time.
Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunkers.