You got me all fucked up!

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.

Give me back my makeup bag.

Sit down, trick.

Bitch, you got me all fucked up! Hand it over.

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Molex to Sata lose all your data

A phrase that goes around pc enthusiasts regarding the unreliability of Molex to Sata adapters in computers.

Person 1: "I am going to get a new computer!"
Person 2: "Make sure it doesn't have molex to sata cables, you know the saying "Molex to sata lose all your data", right?"

Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

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Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)

A popular motvational poster used in forums. Usually used to outline a sense of doom in he converstion, or to change the subject.
The common response or come back is the flying tanks motivational poster.

"Mad Moe has just come online, he will be in the convo soon"

*Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)*

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long beach dub all-stars

sublime without the talent. bradley is spinning in his grave.

"dude, i'm going to see the long beach dub all-stars"

"loser"

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All your base are belong to us

1) What you say after a victory

1) Guy 1: "Aw. We lost..."
Guy 2: "Yes. Yes. All your base are belong to us!"

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Put all your poo in one sock

Sort out one's problems, contain and deal with one's problems, such that one has problems but at least they are localised. "Poo" is often replaced by "shit".

"Put all your poo in one sock, then meet me at the pub" - Hamish and Andy

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