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A game that is now shit because Nintendo gay and didn't put in our lord Waluigi into the game
Did you here about smash bros ultimate? Waluigi isn't in it so now he will kill everyone
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Something retards and trolls say, when they didn't like something they read, really want to argue but, just aren't smart enough to do so.
See also TL;DR
cool story bro is just more obnoxious forum chaff from the crap factory and anon daycare center, that is 4chan.
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a motto used by guys who are to insecure to talk to a girl and/or cant keep a stable relationship with a girl, when one of their friends gets into a serious relationship with a girl he is really in love with, and she loves him back. especially happens when the couple spends a lot of time together, and the guy's friends start getting jealous that their friend is spending what they feel is to much time with his love, and not enough time with them
guy 1: yo, we be going partying tonite brother.
guy 2:dude, i told you, i got a date tonight with michelle, i told you earlier today, im taking her to the movies.
guy 1:naw nigga, what about bros before hoes, its brotherhood.
guy 2:i told you several (raises voice a notch)times now that im busy, ill be out tommorow night.
guy 1: but bros b.....
(guy 1 hangs up)
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The Code by which every Alt-Bro must live. A philosophy based on the logic of setting bowling lane bumpers, and empowering others to bang around, within the provided constraints.
The 4 Bromandments:
1. Be curious
2. Be accepting
3. Be woke
4. Be inclusive
Commonly Heard Alt-Broisms:
"All bromandments are equally important."
"Sometimes you don't need to give an answer, just listen."
"Healthy inside, healthy outside."
"Be simple, without being plain."
"You bought the ticket, you take the ride."
(Alt-Bro Code)
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"Come At Me Bro" (Abbreviation: C@MB), an expression embodying a challenge or exclamatory response to a statement. The phrase is often used in conjunction with or in response to "Cool Story Bro" (C$B), a similar phrase in application and meaning.
Wanker-"Nice haircut douchebag!"
Steezy G-"COME AT ME BRO!"
Pwned Wanker-"Sorry..."
"....., it was awsome!"
"Cool Story Bro!"
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To be more specific, "bros before hoes" refers to a man prioritizing the relationship he has with his friends above his relationship with his girlfriend. "Hoes before bros" is the other way around.
Either way, this phrase is degrading toward women, and any guy who doesn't make his girlfriend his number one priority (with exception possibly to academic success) doesn't deserve her.
what a real man would say..
bill: lets go fishing.
joe: i cant i have to take jill to the store today.
bill: dude bros before hoes..
joe: no, there is no "bros before hoes" anymore im in a relationship.
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you all know the definition to cool story bro, but now there's an addition. If you really don't like the story your friend just told, add on "Hope they make a movie about it"
Story Teller: aw man I went to work the other day and this lady came in with her kid... blah blah blah
You: Cool story bro, hope they make a movie about it!
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