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When an morbid obese sits nude on someone’s face and rip ass.
Yo, look porky the pig is giving Rocky Mountains a chocolate surprise.
This is just an insult to the Arab world. There is a special pit in hell for you if you dip your pita bread in chocolate hummus. But obviously, the Americans love it because they invented it. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😖😖😖😫😫😫🥴🥴🥴
American: Yo let’s have some Arab food!
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...
A meaty hot chocolate is when a male shits in an cup and then blows his load into it and then he stirs it with his cock. To complete this “move” his partner, or anyone really, must drink this concoction.
1: Hey dude wanna make me a meaty hot chocolate
2: Dude that is so disgusting I think I’ve turned vegetarian, but lowkey sure bro.
An African American's penis which has been bitten while receiving oral intercourse.
Holy Shit!!! That girl bit down so hard she made chewed chocolate!!!
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What a guy does anal with a hooker and the hooker proceeds to give the guy a blowjob without cleansing the penis.
“She said that Chocolate Banana was delicious last night.”
When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.
Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro