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Theory saying that if the rich get richer they will give their surplus cash to the poor. Of course this theory assumes that the rich aren't greedy bastards that will horde all their money in banks, spend it on two million dollar trips to space which benefit no one except the Russians that take them there, or blow it all on a Super Sweet Sixteen for their retarded daughters who get pissed that their parents got them the $200,000 car instead of the $300,000.
Factory Worker: Are you going to give us all pay raises since we've been working harder?
Factory Owner: Nope,my daughter want to get Tupac for her Sweet Sixteen.
Factory Worker: Isn't he dead?
Factory Owner: Yup, I had to spend your Christmas bonuses to dig him up.
Factory Worker: What the hell? What happened to the trickle down theory?
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Down Hill Skiing is a sexual possition where a woman places herself between two men and grabs there genetalia with each hand and pumps up and down in a wanking motion quickly over and over again.
"My wife went down hill skiing last night with me and my best friend, it was awesome!"
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When a man or a boy finds a girl that he wants to make his girlfriend and start a serious relationship. Therefore he will shut down talking and trying to date other women.
I don't think I going to talk to any other girls. I think Nikki is a shut it down girl!
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To get extremely and obsessively involved in something to the exclusion of normal friends and family.
"I haven't seen Josh since he started playing that Ingress"
"Yep, down the rabbit hole."
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Dick down December is a celebration for the holiday of no nut November also when boys can fuck the shit out there girls 💜💜nut away . ~@brazy.jj
HER : You gonna fuck all dick down December ?
Him : hell yeah my girl gonna be handicap when i get down with her.
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when two homosexual boys with down syndrome sit on a couch by a warm cozy fire and take turns giving each other oral sex then all of a sudden one of them unexpectedly shoves the other boys entire ball sack in his mouth and gnaws the stretched skin off and swallows it whole then rips off his own testicles and wedges them inside of his asshole then takes his hand and slaps himself across the face then yells at the other boy in laughter and excitement"STRIKE THREE I'M OUT" then jumps into the fireplace. The other boy crys in agony because he knows he was defeated by a true champion.
Sebastian- I wonder what people with Down Syndrome do with there free time.
Derrik- They play Down Syndrome Strikeout
Sebastian- Whats that like retard baseball?
Derrik- Lets just say the two are quite similar.
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v. To articulate in plain and explicit language an unpleasant or undesired truth.
Tomorrow when I see him I'm just gonna lay the shit down.
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