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A profession where one takes their clothes off to dance around on a metal pole for over men to see their ass and dick
Half the time they are horny anyways
Hey have you seen meatloaf lately?
Yea he is at home wishing to be a gay stripper again
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The act of doing something gay (bringing an umbrella to a picnic for a friend) for someone else that would normally not happen.
On our camping trip I had to gay it forward and bring Lance a loofah because I knew he would forget.
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Jackson is gay, he likes Boys. He loves boys
Jackson saw a man at the park. Jackson drool over man at park, why? Because Jackson=Gay
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The answer to a question that you don't know the answer to or don't want to answer.
-Timmy, why didn't you finish your homework?
-Because i have a gay ballsack.
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A straight man your girlfriend describes as "gay" in order to make you less suspicious.
More often this "gay friend" is one of her orbiters or one of her secret fuck buddys she can date in broad light without having to worry about you being jealous.
Veselina: Babe tonight I'm going out have dinner with my "gay friend" so I can't see you.
James: oh I see, can I come with you?
Veselina: no James, I don't feel ready to introduce you to my friends.
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A game in which two or more players take turns sending a photo of a male or female to another player, at which point the receiving player determines whether or not they believe the person in the photo is homosexual. It may or may not be played with a scale of 0-10; 0 being straight, 10 being gay, and anything in between given a description of their level of sexuality.
Bro 1: Hey, wanna play gay or nay?
Bro 2: Sure, bro!
Bro 1: *sends picture of Bro 2*
Bro 2: 0 fer sher.
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