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A Green Giant is an extremely large gentleman who rocks from side to side while chanting "err Mora, those lads are taking the mick like, errm"
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When you spread you ass cheeks and pieces or smudges of shit are spread all over your asshole and the surrounding area of your asshole
Man Sean has the nastiest green goblin ass hole I have ever seen, Does he ever fucking wipe!
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When you have a piss and go back to what your doing and need a to go to the toilet again
last night i had a piss before i went to sleep, got back in bed and needed a piss again! i think i got the green mile syndrome!
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The Safety Message Aired on BBC TV for years....by A robot.
Stop Look Listen!
always use the Green Cross Code
I know right?! who cares!
WHOAAA! you almost got totally owned by that Mac....Remember little girl. STOP LOOK LISTEN!!
every time you cross the road......always use the GREEN CROSS CODE!!
(Also, don't talk to strangers)
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Im part of the cult... god damnit i hate mr. nichols... you shoulda saw him when he spazzed in the cafeteria and went psycho over garbage... what a fucking lunatic...
Green Tree Cult>>>>>>>>>>>>>>j00!
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Some of the best soldiers in the world, but not as good as Navy SEALs so are used to train Iraqi soldiers while SEALs do all the most important work
"hey look some green berets trainin rag heads"
"oh and there, some SEALS savin the world"
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To do one green light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently open, press the pedestrian button and run back to the other side of the street and press that button. This can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. To measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection.
Oh god i'm so out of shape, I could only do two green light suicides before the light changed. The antonym for green light suicide is a red light suicide.
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