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the act of shoving ur fist deep into a womans vagina as if fishing for catfish
thats trucker bitch had a nice body so i threw a paper bag over her head and took her hillbilly hand fucking
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Hands covered in shit of all sorts.
Damn matt, your hands are all shit looking hands!
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Someone who is wringled and their face looks like a leathery hand bag
another case of hand-bag-face in the family
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A medical procedure performed by busty nurses to alleviate all forms of physical and psychological pain in male patients by increasing the bloodflow to the penis using their hands.
Jim had lost both arms, one leg, an eye and six fingers in the accident. Realising how much pain he was in, Nurse Flanders came to his rescue, alleviating the pain via hand-to-cock resuscitation
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is when you're stuck without anywhere to take a dump, so you dump in your hand. Comes from tradition in Nepal, where the word for "hand" is the same for the word for "toilet".
Dude, on the way to work today I took a Nepalese hand sandwich!
WTF bro?
I was stuck in traffic without anywhere to take a dump so I had to take a dump in my hand and toss it out the window.
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To strike a woman down in a manner that gets her attention. Often a blow or several blows to the face. Violent in nature, but usually administered by someone who loves the recipient.
You know I love my ho. Sometimes I just gotta bring home that red right hand on her, and have her suck my dick plenty good. That ho needs to know who Master be. I don’t play around with that slut.
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what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.
rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.
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