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An item that is very popular on a shelf that is so coveted, it is stolen often.
I drooled over the fine craftsmanship of a mexican change purse
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When an white guy and a Mexican fight. The white guy usually wins the first skirmish but then the Mexican gets his millions of cousins to kill the white guy.
A: Hey look at that white guy and that Mexican. I think there is going to be a bar-fight.
B: The Mexican-American War has begun.
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The act of hitting some body so hard that your fist breaks their skin and you grab their kidney and pull it out.
Fuck, that kidney punch looked like it hurt!
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Mexican heart taco is where you take a very large bore hypodermic syringe and inject human feces into one of the four main chambers of the human heart. When the victim wakes up and grabs their heart you have a huge lady sit on their mouth and poop until the victim suffocates. When the police come you pretend not to speak English.
NOTE -- often confused with a Mexican Crap Taco
Don't fall asleep, or Hans will give you a mexican heart taco.
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When a male dips his testicals in hot sauce and places them on a unsuspecting victims eye sockets while they are sleeping. This results in the victims eyes and eye sockets burning the next day.
Dude i totally gave that girl a Mexican spicy goggles
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The offical "titie tasel" of eastern Massachusetts, used commonly in schools during break time and used often in Boston for important buisness meetings. Made in Mexico and only sold in Eastern Massachusetts.
John: "Hey Marty, did you bring your Mexican Stomping Tasels for this interview?"
Marty:"O shit, looks like im fucked"
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Getting served a fat bowl full of humble pie.
Paul got lippy with us, so Johnny served him up a dirty Mexican breakfast.
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