sparkling milk

Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.

average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'

giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'

Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.

Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra

Milk Radius

The time it takes a fresh carton of milk to reach it's expiration date.

Guy 1: Hey can I have a glass of milk?
Guy 2: No Guy 1, my milk has reached its milk radius

Kurdled Milk

The call you say to your good friends when that one annoying friend suddenly comes

Friend: hey howzit going

You: go—KURDLED MILK! Run

Kurdled milk

When you are with friends and that one really annoying friend who thinks they are your friend shows up, this is what to yell

Friend:hey how r u
You:good how ar—KURDLED MILK

Bilking your Milk

Touching yourself in a pleasurable manner and getting caught

"Oh God! Are you bilking your milk on the subway?! "

Bipolar Milk

Acquired directly through the art of cum guzzling . If it hits the back of the throat and makes you gag, cough, vomit, tickle etc you’ve clinically got bipolar milk

Jenny caught Bipolar Milk from Tim