fiber one bars

aka farter one bars .. eat these thing at your own risk .. the gas these thing will give you .. will scare small children kill small animal in your home.. peel the paint from your walls. and if you are out side they will cause birds to drop out of the sky... and will like get you a visit from the epa..

john: man what happened to your house

steve: i ate a box of fiber one bars .

john: damn !!! your house look like its been through a hurricane

steve : man you dont even want to know

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one shot wonder

Someone who gets drunk after one shot, an extreme lightweight.

My friend Jamie is such a one shot wonder, she got shitty at the party after one body shot.

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one mo ginn

one more time

throw something at me one mo ginn

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one-way ticket

A shortened version of the phrase "one-way ticket to Did-I-Ask-Ville" used mainly in text to communicate that you don't care.

A: "guys I learned this new song on the ukelele!"
B: "one-way ticket"
A: "???"
B: "...to did-i-ask-ville"

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one eyed anaconda

The male sex organ
Or an anaconda with one eye

My one eyed anaconda hurts because i've been playing with it too much.

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one eyed dog

A spotlight used for poaching animals, esp deer. The reference is to instead of using dogs to chase the animal in question, you "spotlight" it, and it freezes, long enough for you to shoot it, usually from your car.

"Waitin in the front yard sittin on a log, single shot rifle and a one eyed dog, yonder come my kinfolk in the moonlight, Lousiana Saturday night." -from the Mel Mcdaniels song "Louisiana Saturday Night."

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one eighty degrees

In Britney Spears's song '3' the lyrics "Got one eighty degrees" refers to 180 degrees meaning two opposites or in front and behind "her". She is "caught in between" or sandwiched as in spit roast.

The phrase spit roast is usually used in a derogatory and degrading way by male participants to brag about a threesome to other males. Spit roast(ing) implies that the two male participants are straight and "used" the female participant in a MFM threesome.

The phrase "one eighty degrees" or simply "one eighty" provides a subtle and tasteful alternative to "spit roast".

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’
1, 2, 3

We did one eighty degrees
She enjoyed one eighty degrees
Lets do one eighty degrees

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