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The burning sensation you feel on the inside of your dick when you have to pee really, really badly. Like little needles jabbing at your willy.
Guy 1- “Oh man I had to pee SO badly yesterday. I started to get piss pangs!”
Guy 2- “What the fuck is a piss pang?”
When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
That little shiver that happened after you take a piss.
'Bro, you good?'
"Nah I just had a piss shiver'
'I feel you man'
What the Bears are gonna do to Padua
Henry: we need to win!
James: we’re gonna west coast piss on em!
The dried urine stains usually found on a toilet seat bathroom wall.
Someone missed so bad there was piss blotch all over the seat. Those bathrooms haven’t been cleaned in ages, there’s probably piss blotch all over the floor.
Being in a mental condition where anything bad happening triggers an angry, agitated response.
Watch out for Sally, she totally seems pre-pissed today.
When you mix whatever alcohol you got to create the nastiest mixture possible
Hey bro I just took two shots of devils Piss and I am hammered to hell