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Her: hey I really like you
Him: I like you to
(Next day)
Her friend: what’s up with you and her
Him: I don’t like her like that we’re just friends…
he breaks ur heart a lot and plays girls a lot. stay away from him.
girl: oml ryan is soo hot
girl 2: stay away from him
girl 1: why??
girl 2: he only likes two ppl and u arent one of them.
A Ryan is a mean guy but he is so lovable. A Ryan is helpful sweet and may have up to three kids.
Ryan: “ you need help on your Reading homework”
Cristina: “yes daddy”
Cristina: “thank you”
Ryan: “ you welcome”
Ryan’s are sometimes mean but are so lovable.ryan means you are super smart and y’all. Ryan's have at least up to 3 kids.
Ryan: “do you need help on your homework”
Cristina: “yes daddy”
Cristina: “thank you”
Ryan: “your welcome”
A hot person. He's so hot that his brother's girlfriend left him for Ryan. He's such a baddy and I wish I was with him.
"Hey wanna slam Ryan?"
"Sure let's do it with his brother's girlfriend"
Dumb ass bitch who’s actually gay but don’t wanna accept it so he just doesn’t say anything to anyone and thinks he likes looking at men so much because he wants to look like them.
You don’t, Ryan.
You’re just fucking gay
You’re also asian
But mostly gay
Ryan: OMG! did you see Jungkook’s new video!! I want him too i m p r e g n a t e me!💕
Billy: Haha me too!!
Jungkook: Haha! I can’t do that! I’m already pregnant!
Ryan: *cries* I was supposed to be your underage drea— wait what
I’m sorry
A guy you throw on the pavement, he also works at officeworks, its like his religion
Wait have you seen Ryan?
He's probably on the pavement again