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A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.
I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.
An annoying phrase used to convince someone to confess to their crush that they like them, even if they have no chance.
Hopeless Nerd: Wow, this song is great!
Friend: You know what else is great? :)
Hopeless Nerd: NO-
Friend: Shooting your shot
Anyways shoot your shot! You have more of one than you think, just be respectful about it! :)
When a woman wants you to suck her menstrual blood out of her for sexual pleasure.
Babe want to do a Jell-O shot. ;)
When a woman wants you to suck her menstrual blood out of her for sexual pleasure.
Babe you want to do a Jell-O shot ;).
When you blow a load into belly button and then slurp it out and swallow.
For fun, he would jello shot a girl to show how much he liked her.
If someone offers you one at the bar, DO NOT TAKE IT.
Hey can I buy you a dark knight shot?
This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.
Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
Holy shit that guy just ordered a Guantanamo Bay shot! He’s so fucking cool!