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Everyday, is SLAP KEELIE DAY! WOOP WOOP
"National Keelie Slap Day is forever, and ever!"
if you see any jayden of the sorts you slap his ass 5 time's
it's slap jayden's ass day we gonna slap your ass jayden
Listen up assholes. Gonna be in town mid May. Available to deliver bitch slaps Toronto style to the highest bidder!
Nobody does a Toronto style bitch slap like Gary does
A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy
John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
to go outside and smoke weed
You guys wanna go slap Mr. Green Jeans?
When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.
The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!
August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass
The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.