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When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.
Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'
A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.
Made famous by early wrestler "Tough Tony Bourne," the poo drop involves knocking an opponent to the ground, and jumping on top of said opponent ass-first, landing on the persons' face. Execution of a true poo drop involves fecal matter on the outside of your wrestling tights and making sure some sticks to your opponents' face until the match is over.
Person 1: Wow! Did you see that?
Person 2: Holy crap, what happened?
Person 1: I think Steve was mad at Jim...he just gave him the ol' poo drop!
The act of taking such a horrible shit that it scars you for years and possibly even for life. Not uncommon to experience this after enduring Toilet Sodomy (See Toilet Sodomy).
Mike: Bro I have been experiencing some awful POO-TSD lately. The dump I took last week felt like I shit out my large intestine.
Stoney: Bro you’re disgusting...
A man who is very, very interested in having anal sex with as many women as he can.
Jack: Hey, is that Ders?
Spoon: Yeah, he had anal with 30 girls in one semister.
Jack: So hes a poo dude?
Spoon: Totally