Give a drowning man a glass of water

Used to describe someone who has no heart or compassion and won't put themselves in other's shoes.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns would give a drowning man a glass of water.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Should you give a drown...

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns has no heart.

water seeks its own level

Quality people of integrity will always find other quality people of integrity and vice versa

(Water seeks its own level) -Birds of a feather flocks together!

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Drinking like a fish out of water

Consuming large quantities of alcohol in order to feel comfortable in a place you don't belong.

"I didn't want to be there. So I started drinking like a fish out of water"

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South Korean Water Bottle

a South Korean prostitute of wide stature dressed in all blue resembling a water bottle

Damn I'm so horny, I'm gonna call a South Korean Water Bottle!

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Tall drink of water

an alcoholic mixed drink of water

"I'll order one tall drink of water." said the woman, "also some crab."

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Runs out like tap water

A phrase reserved for pool players, it essentially means a player is able to get out (pocket all his balls) most or all of the time. Following this, you turn over all of your cash to him.

Damn, that dude can flat play! He runs out like tap water!

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you do not recognize the bodies in the water

you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

"You do not recognize the bodies in the water"
(happy life occurs.)
"I recognize the bodies in the water."
(vivid screaming, then audio cut.)

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