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When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off
I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.
A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all
Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece “
When you try to pull a silent but deadly but it turns into a loud diarrhea explosion in your pants
"Did you hear that Miranda had wet gas in class yesterday"
"Thats what that smell was? I thought something died in the ceiling tiles"
A sex act where a male tapes 3 wet hot dogs to his penis and slams it into a girl’s butthole
Hey Tim, Brooke was being a bitch so I gave her a wet slammer.
An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.
He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.
another word for throw up or hagook
i ate too much and had a wet burp