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Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 5, 2024


wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker March 11, 2014


wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all

Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece

by BetterU May 29, 2020


Wet Gas

When you try to pull a silent but deadly but it turns into a loud diarrhea explosion in your pants

"Did you hear that Miranda had wet gas in class yesterday"
"Thats what that smell was? I thought something died in the ceiling tiles"

by PhatJuicyAss April 26, 2020


wet slammer

A sex act where a male tapes 3 wet hot dogs to his penis and slams it into a girl’s butthole

Hey Tim, Brooke was being a bitch so I gave her a wet slammer.

by Alex Smearman December 6, 2022


wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018


wet burp

another word for throw up or hagook

i ate too much and had a wet burp

by lilsamsixty9 June 3, 2021