Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet

I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.

"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

Wet raisin

When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass

I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash

wet fozzy

grab a creamsicle and after putting it in a woman's pussy eat it use as lube while having a 3 way with her and a teddy bear

don't touch your sister's bear for a while i used it for a wet fozzy

California Wet Walnut

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.

Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts

came wet

to come wet means to do something that ends up being fire asfk
generally used in graffiti- term generally used in the yay area

person 1: "ay look at this piece i jus did"
person 2: "dam bru that shi came wet"