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a dead end job is a job where there’s no room for advancement or pay increase and where you aren’t treated with respect .
Teen: hey dad i found a new job and i love it
Dad: that job is a dead end job you can’t go anywhere with that go find a career .
Teen: ok dad i’ll go to trade school or work for law enforcement or maybe even become a firefighter .
Using the ashes of their deceased Jewish relative, one can experience a Hitler rim job by sprinkling the ashes over their significant other's anus and use it as lubricant for the best anal holocaust of their life.
Guy Fieri heads to flavor town as he gives his wife the best Hitler rim job one can imagine by using only the best of Jewish ashes. Anne Frank's
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When your partner applies the ‘juicy drop juice’ to the penis and proceeds to suck it off.
Julio: how did you date go?
Pablo: it was great, she gave me a juicy drop job.
When a chick sits between two dudes, gives them both hand jobs, then the two guys slap the chick in the ass with a tennis racket leaving behind a waffle imprint.
Aw man, last night was crazy. That bitch totally got belgium ski jobbed in the ass with our tennis rackets as she was skiing us.
Dick in the throat, balls in the mouth, tongue licking your asshole.
I wouldn't marry anyone that can give a Canyon Rim Job, but damn I want to hook up with one.
1. A catastrophic mishap of a construction project, where it seems like the builder had two left hands, a blindfold, and perhaps a mild aversion to straight lines.
2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.
"Did you see that crooked wall? Must've been a Jad Harb Job. I've seen straighter noodles in my soup!"
When a woman, most likely with her name in gold around her neck and big hair, digs her long fake nails in to a mans ass while performing fellatio, leaving bloody nail marks.
"Dude, my ass has claw marks from hanging with my girl Snookie last night!"
"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"