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Wake up with the King

To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.

When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."

Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"

by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006

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Octo-pussy king

Tamaki Amajiki surround by his octopus subjects worshiping him. For he is the octo-pussy king.

Tamaki amajiki is such a octo-pussy king bro!

by Iโ€™m an simp December 11, 2021


Demon King Rizz

To have so much rizz you could pull all the baddies in Las Vegas

"Did you see Alex chop it up with that freshman? Bro has that demon king rizz"

by CoachFrank69 October 1, 2023

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Box munching King

Usually a male named Jonathan who wears glasses and is low key a kiny monster. He has a 100% success rate in making a girl organism with his tongue as his glasses fog up.

did she hook up with Jonathan? Lucky girl because he is the box munching king!

by BurnsOnion July 14, 2022


Evil chair king

The undeniable leader to a page army of 8 year olds with a few other age groups in there as well this army is organized into a monarchy which goes the king the kings assistant then the lead guard then the lead military commander then the evil to your kids the Kings assistant helps you make decisions the lead guard leads the guards lead military commander commence the military the evil chair kids also assist commanding the military and the guards

A Evil chair king King rules over a group of people.

by ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  October 18, 2020


Kings View Academy

A private school in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

"Which school do you go to?"
"KVA, Kings View Academy, duh."

by A.Person.here July 12, 2009


KING NIKO SZN

KING NIKO SZN - MOS DEF FANBOY, LOVES J DILLA, ROC MARCIANO ENTHUSIAST ALWAYS BUSTED TO LEBRON GAME WINNING PLAY IN SHOT

Someone says bad thing

KING NIKO SZN : POSTING A ROC MARCIANO VID

by KingNikoszn May 20, 2021