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Cracking your dick like a glow stick or covering your dick with the stuff from a glow stick
"Hey nice art" *shows art with LEDs*
"HEY NICE LED DICK"
Some one who puts their dick in a Slurpee ,preferably at 7-11
Yo slurpee dick .your dick still cold ?
When you RIP a mans dick off for pleasure. See "Alpha Blue"...
Dude, what did you do?
He said I had nice eyes, so I de-dicked him. He should have told me i had nice tits....
An award given given to someone for being a complete and utter dick.
1.
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.
2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!
A penis that is abnormally shaped like a Dasani water bottle.
"What did his penis look like?"
"His dasani dick was shaped like a water bottle"
"EW"
Like fencing, except with your penis.
If you touch my girl we're gonna dick dual.
When you jerk off for a a couple hours without lube and it starts to hurt.
Man I really gotta stop before I get dick burn