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fortnite

In retrospect, not a bad game actually. It's just the cringey culture and the unnecessary publicity surrounding it that made it seem bad and overrated. Also, the old lobby music was such a gem.

Me in 2018: Ew fortnite is cringe
Me in 2021: I miss old fortnite

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 28, 2021


fortnite

It is a video game that virgins play because they have spent all there money on v-bucks and cant take women on dates

Where we dropping boys-fortnite tryhards

by THEcougarlove June 19, 2018


Fortnite

A 100PVP player BR where the population consist mostly of horny 12 year olds. If these so called 12 year olds meet a girl playing this game, they go crazy and try to impress her with '90s and their "5000" wins, even though the girl doesn't care and she just wants to play the game. Sometimes,vat the end of a match, the boy will ask the girl if she could be his girlfriend. The girl gets confused and her immediate response will most likely be no, leaving the boy devestated. The girl shrugs it off and tries to continue playing the game.

Boy: Hey are you a boy or a girl?
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?

Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you

Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!

Both Leave Game.

And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.

-Cuti Cakes

by Cuti Cakes June 21, 2019


Fortnite

A dumb ass game that all the kids at my school talk about and all of them are gay

Kid:wanna play Fortnite!
Me:no you faget ass

Kid:sucks on controller

by Dhdvhdndhdhbffb February 6, 2022


fortnite

a game of bulding and shooting

Do you want to play fortnite

by ferret12334233121 March 14, 2018


Fortnite

A popular battle royale game released in 2017 by Epic Games. It has over 1,000,000 concurrent players, and is all over the popular sharing platform YouTube. Most professional gamers quit a long time ago to issues such as a toxic community, repetitive gameplay, and unfair advantages to some players.
Most think it sucks nowadays.

Guy 1: Wanna play some Fortnite later?
Guy 2: It’s not 2017, the game sucks.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 5, 2021


Fortnite

The free game who parents lose their kids to.

Mom: JIMMY GET OFF THE XBOX ITS BEEN 4 DAYS
Jimmy: GET THE IFHGRUOHRFJ OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING FORTNITE

by CrayZLord February 6, 2019