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Definition 1 above is very well done. Hopkins is a great academic facility both undergraduate and graduate. However, The females that attended this prestigious academic facility are hideous with the exception of very few, which can be counted using a rudimentary abacus. Although Bonobo monkeys will be offended by the comparison made above, it is the definite truth. Whereas definition definition 1 is completely true, definition 2 is a bold faced lie. It was clearly written to make girls at JHU feel better about themselves. Clearly, they are the only ones that gave it a thumbs up. If you are looking for a truly hot girl at Hopkins you are an idiot.
Conversation between two male Johns Hopkins University students
Person A: Are there any good parties tonight?
Person B: There's a party but girls from other schools aren't coming.
Person A: What movie are we watching tonight?
The sexual act of ramming someone from behind then pulling out and ejaculating on the back of their head. Afterward, jumping out their window, taking off running, and yelling "The South shall rise again!!"
" I was banging Miranda last night, and didn't feel like cuddling, so I gave her the 'ol John Wilkes Booth and booked it out of there."
Although Sullivan is generally considered mainly by Americans to have been world heavyweight champion, most boxing historians regard him as a U.S. champion only. His only international match of consequence was with the English pugilist Charley Mitchell at Chantilly, Oise, Fr., March 10, 1888; it ended as a draw after 39 rounds.
boxing, champion of the World, Charley Mitchell 1888, John L. Sullivan
To once having pretty good alternative music, but for no apparent reason just start making slow acoustic crap that no one likes. Includes making generic music videos of just sitting on a stool playing a guitar, and walking around a bit, with no destination in mind.
"Well one likes the music I'm playing, I'm Goin' John Mayer! People will have to like my music then!"
"Yea I doubt that."
pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!
The term used for a man's nutsack that has one piercing on the right testicle.
Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."
Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"
Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."