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A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.
My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.
1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.
Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.
A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.
Did you see Justin's last Instagram post? He's such a super douche!
Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on
Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!
Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.
- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.
A dishonest, unprincipled person, prone to being obnoxious, loud, contemptible, and generally unlikable; a person who is extremely unpredictable and always detestable. A rogue douche.
Expect and prepare for the worst, cuz this rogue douche could go anywhere, any direction.