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eat my head

When someone annoyingly talk way too much they eat my head. Nagging or just won’t stop talking about bullshit no one cares about.

*Homie be talking all day about some random ass chick he met in Liverpool*
Me: Bro shout the hell up you’re eating my head dude.
Homie: sorry mate my bad you’re right I didn’t notice.

POV your wife is an American woman born after 1990:
You: Fuck my wife eat my head all day long bro.
Bro: What can you do bro, you married an American girl that was born after 1990, that’s how it is mate.

by H00P0E September 24, 2022


VEA (VapePens Eats Ass)

A 2b2t(.org) Minecraft group characterized by an unusual and abhorrent predilection for consuming vape pens that have been previously inserted into the rectal orifice. Additionally, members of VEA often exhibit a strong affinity for
engaging in munging (the practice of feeding one's own excrement to another individual), necrophilia, coprophagia
(the consumption of feces), and other unsettling and unconventional sexual practices. This peculiar habit is
accompanied by a strong affinity for sharing such experiences with others, often to their horror.

The VEA enthusiast proudly regaled his friends at the party with graphic details of his latest
indulgence, admitting that he not only ingested the vape pen but also proceeded to engage in munging with a
willing participant, and even went so far as to consummate the act with a deceased individual. VEA (VapePens Eats Ass)

by 2b2tLibrarian October 30, 2024


Eating a westlake stadium hotdog

When a bald man takes a westlake band director under the bleachers and fellates him during halftime.

Dude, Nigel got caught eating a westlake stadium hotdog… people are getting fired

by Notexactlystable October 6, 2022


had to eat nutella

Actually means had to jerk off to little kids

"Back. Had to eat nutella."

by sunline January 5, 2022


he will eat inside us

when one tries to spell 'he will not divide us' right after 69 vape sticks. What a troll says on Shia Leobuffs HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US livstreme.

Gay m8: oi m8 we are doomed. Trump he will eat inside us.
His friend: Your drunk jimmy.

by JIMMYTHETRUMPSUPPORTR May 1, 2018


eat the gang

eat a dick

Eat the gang, Swallow the hood

by joiptail April 1, 2018


Plant-Eating Dinosaur

People on social media receive hates by did nothing wrong, falsely accused or simply being supportive. In the dinosaur world, herbivore dinosaurs eat plants while predators (the haters) attack them.

Some unlucky YouTubers are considered to be Plant-Eating Dinosaurs because they got hated when they don't deserve it.

by Octosheep April 11, 2021