Random
Source Code

National bully ryan day

November 7th is national bully ryan day. all because of one satire discord fight. - (youre welcome ;) — xavier)

“why is everyone targeting me today?”
“its national bully ryan day dumbass.”

by xavierlolz November 7, 2021

1👍 2👎


National fat ass day

National fat ass day is on August the 22nd and if you have a fat ass you have to let your friends slap it and can't complain about it.

*slaps ass*

Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*

by Hallaballs_69 January 23, 2022


National Sugondia Remembrance Day

A day of reflection and celebration for the changes we have all gone through. Starting on November 26, 2018, National Sugondia Remembrance Day began with a text alerting the racist members of the The Webb Schools of California of the consequences of their actions. A joke gone too far, labeling a fellow peer as sugondian was the shot heard ‘round the world that led to the infamous Jackson Library Meeting. Jake Baiz dared to compliment Justice Thomas’ ethnic background. Japanese, Black, and finally... Sugondese. To commemorate the efforts and brotherhood that followed this action, we must all come together as young men and honor each other in spite of those assistant head of schools that would like to see us perish. Now I’ll leave you with this question as you remember your fallen clique members... What’s sugondese?

Student 1: Hey what are you doing to celebrate National Sugondia Remembrance Day?

Student 2: I’m flying out to Sugondia to build a library for the children

Student 1: Cool, I’m having a mock Clique meeting with my friends. I got the role as Ethan Sego, the late one.

Student 2: Cool, last year I got to play Shane Albert, the Beta one who gave in to the administrators when he get scared.

by A$APMexico November 28, 2019


National hug a dumbass day

August 17th is national hug a dumbass, that's all you need to know

:D) smiley with a double chin
Have fun on national hug a dumbass day

by Loki's Lover November 15, 2019


National choke a bitch day

Grab a bitch by a throat and choke em
February 1-29

Me: grabs girl by throat
Girl: Why did you do that!!!
Me:its national choke a bitch day duh

by Pussyfucker10000 February 13, 2020


National Do Nothing Day

April 17th is National Do Nothing Day! So if you have school, just send the teachers this link, or if you have to do something but dont feel like it.

Mom: "Honeeey, please empty the dishwasher''

You: Nah fam, its National Do Nothing Day.

by DamnItsFridayMyChiggas April 16, 2019


English National No School Day

December 14th every year. A day where students don't attend school to help raise money for Cancer Research UK (CRUK)

English National No School Day takes place On December 14th. On this day you *DO NOT* go to school.

by HM Government Education sect. December 7, 2020