top bottom bitch

Close bestfriend that always got your back no matter what aka rod.

Hold on girl let me call my top bottom bitch before we go 💅

Mustard top

An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis

I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life

Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price

beer with the top down

Going to the ‘rippers for drinks.

Q: How much is a beer with the top down in vancouver?

A: you have to tip fives at least. You can’t flip loonies underhanded like in Thunder Bay.

carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

with a cherry on top

when you really want something and your mom won't give you something so you say with a cherry on top

oh please mom will you get me ice cream,with a cherry on top

Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

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with less than a top

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