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The best way to explain cell division
Person 1: "Hey Bro, I forgot my cell division from biology class. Could you explain it to me?"
Person 2: "o 0 8 oo"
Person 1: "Thanks."
A large rectangular vending machine than dispenses a vodka drink of choice. In most cases it requires monetary payment. However, if privately owned, vodka drinks are dispensed at the will of the owner. Strategically placed, these machines have been known to improve morale in the workplace, save marriages, encourage spending and make other people appear more attractive.
vending, vodka, marriage, drink, workplace, dating, Vodka Vend-O-Matic
To possess an aura of self-assurance that emanates from one's body in a circular fashion in all directions simultaneously.
Ted has the perfect golf swing, a swell girlfriend, the company's top accounts, and a brand new car; he is ballin' three-six-o.
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k-o-l-t- it stands for knock you out like talia
You better sit down somewhere before I k-o-l-t you
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if a person keep asking too many peronal questions just say:
M Y O B. It is perfect to use in an email response.
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The Brittish way of pronouncing waterbottle.
Brittish guy :Pass the WO - O - BO - UL
American: The What?
Brittish guy: The WO - O - BO - UL
American: No you Brittish Bastard
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When you receive a blowjob and right before nut busting, stand, facing away, pull boner down and back through legs, clenching shaft between butt cheeks.......bombs away!
Dick-o-less Cage stopped by last night, and we Raised Arizona!
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