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when you have a tiny penis so that when you go pee you pee on your balls.
chris: dude your breath smells so bad
johm: shutup pee balls
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The literal definition is for an object to go very fast. It is often associated with something that travels at a speed of which is widely unknown.
We don't really know how fast the warth travels around the sun, but we do know that it halls balls.
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A world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to Disc Golf. Always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, Ball Golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. Invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, Ball Golf requires a "course" often a country club or grassy area marked "whites only." To play, one needs balls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. No one knows why.
person 1 "Would you like to play a game of Ball Golf?"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"
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In males, when the thing that was a pain in his ass has finally gotten to the point where it has torn him a new asshole and has moved on to his balls. Thus causing the thing annoying him to now be a pain in the balls.
My drug addict son has become a pain in the balls ever since he stopped using gateway drugs and starting shooting up on hardcore shit.
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The act of causing a somewhat form pain in your testicles while masturbating or while having sex in order to get pleasure.
Male 1: So... how was she in the bed?
Male 2: She was a bit lacking in bed, so I did some ball beating to bust.
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Having the balls to do something quite outrageous, amptly named after Kanye West and his VMA endeavour.
I couldn't do it....I lost my Kanye balls
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A phrase used by the HTC EVO to replace "him by the balls." It's a little known fact that HTC's current CEO was actually married to Ebeneezer Scrooge for a short period of time- it's rumored that this is a reference to his favorite form of foreplay
1. What a bitch- she has humbug the balls.
2. What a lucky guy, she's going to humbug the balls.
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