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(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.
I don't want to bear stearns.
I totally bear stearnsed that exam.
This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!
A man that orders one sausage on his morning breakfast.
“Hey Andy did you see that guy with one sausage on his plate for breakfast?”
“Yes Dan I did he’s a proper Wozzy Bear that guy”
A guy from California who is on top of their stuff and makes the most out of their life
" Yo you see him on his grind?"
"Yeah man, he's a California bear"
A person who has an unusual attraction to animals especially sheep. Aka sheep shagger.
That sheep is walking funny, must have found a Popa bear last night.
A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.
Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.
Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.
The poopy mama bear was licking a lollipop hoping the guy in the bread aisle would notice.
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The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.
I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.
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