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A name commonly used to describe someone who’s excessively overweight and unapologetically indulges in unhealthy habits. Often the butt of jokes about food and lack of fitness, an "Alex" is stereotyped as someone who treats every meal like it’s their last.
"I thought the buffet had enough for everyone, but then Alex showed up."
A fat chunky boi that cant get no girls and likes eating 69 pizzas a day and sucks cucumbers and runs for burritos and worst of all he likes MEN!!! Never become friends with a fat chunky Alex!!!
Alex is a fat chunky pizza eating cucumber sucking fat ass!!!!!
Funny and sweet, will make your heart melt in a second. Tends to get very caught up in his inside emotions and will overthink things to the point that he is causing more damage to himself than outside forces are. He's every girl's dream to date and every guy's best friend. Can be a little annoying shithead motherfucker when he's upset, but he chills back down and is cool the next day.
Person 1: "Who is that sexy man in that Hyundai Elantra GT?" Person 2: "It's Alex!"
The biggest bitch of any friend group. He always complains if he doesn’t get his way and has a chode
Alex can’t get a girl because of his chode
Alex has a problem; he can't stop peeling his feet. He has a fetish.