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a funny way of saying NO ONE CARES while someone is telling or explaining a story.
funniest when one who obviously isnt apart of the conversation says it,
douche: "yeah i was gonna go out with my girl last night but i was really tired from work so i just stayed home and played a round of black ops. but we chilled after and she-
me (turning around to the kids behind me in class); "true story bro?"
douche: "oh fuck you"
me: "you mad bro?"
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Bro Cryto is a bro who hustles crypto currency for a living. brocrypto.com
Like a BRO' ....... Bro Crypto! brocrypto.com
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Randoms in Among Us trying to say: "We have no reason and no evidence to vote you out, but we're retarded so we will anyway." Or just a short way smart randoms saying: "I have a list of reasons why you are the impostor, but if I said them these dumbasses wouldn't understand me, so I have to say 'You're kinda sus' you be understood."
Purple: EMERGENCY MEETING
Red: ?
Cyan: why
White: who
Lime: tf
Purple: black is kinda sus bro
Black: what?? why??
Purple has voted.
Orange has voted.
Black: BRO
Yellow has voted
Cyan has voted
White has voted
Lime: Guys stop he did nothing wrong :I
Red has voted
Lime has voted
Black has voted
Black was not athe impostor.
1 impostor remains.
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A sarcastic, disingenuous expression indicating appreciation for another person's boast. Although "sick" usually modifies an expression with awesomeness, the "bro" effect is stronger, dominating and suppressing any notion of awesomeness.
Note: Not to be confused with "sick bag, bro", which mocks someone who brags about sleeping with an unattractive person.
John: Then he check-raised me allin. I realized immediately from the line he took that he was bluffing (likely a busted flush draw), so I called. He turned over the busted draw, and I won a huge pot! Isn't that awesome!?
Wally: Sick brag, bro.
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An alternative to hmu, or hit me up. Not to be confused with "come at me bro."
Girl at bar: Get at me bro
Guy: Ok, what's your number?
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What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.
Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
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what your friend says when you both like the same girl, but he says you should both back off to save your friendship--then he sleeps with her.
He said "Bros before hoes," but he meant him before me.
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