When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake
The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
When it looks like bird poo.
Gone off sun cream tastes like bird poo.
The moment euphoria pushes you to an out of this world, into the stars experience
Jes saw Timmy and immediately had a creamed twinkle
When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...
Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !
The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole
Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"
Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"
If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.
Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!
Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?
John: my balls hurt